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What happens if an insect fall in a cup of coffee?


The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffe shop for good ....
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The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffe
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The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffe .....
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The Israeli will:


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(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the chinese
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2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
Ëã *Èß* Úáì Ìã*Ú ÞäæÇÊ ÇáÇÚáÇã áÇäå *ÔÚÑ ÈÚÏã ÇáÇãÇä


3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iranof using germ-weapons. .!
æ*Êåã ÇáÝáÓØ*ä**ä æÍÒÈ Çááå æÓæÑ*Ç æÇ*ÑÇä ÈÇÓÊÎÏÇã ÇáÇÓáÍÉ ÇáÌÑËæã*É


(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of Human rights...?
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(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffe...
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(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
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(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and Electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly
shoot Palestinians.
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(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
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(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner By making himoffer free coffee to him till the end of the Century.
Ëã *ØáÈ ãä ÇáÇãã ÇáãÊÍÏÉ ãÚÇÞÈÉ ÕÇÍÈ ÇáãÞåì ãä ÎáÇá ÌÚáå Ãä *ÞÏã ÇáÞåæå áå ãÌÇäÇ ÍÊì äåÇ*É ÇáÞÑä


(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
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