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2 repliesAhmad Wasef Nawasreh (Jordan) wrote4 hours ago
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What happens if an insect fall in a cup of coffee?


The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffe shop for good ....
ÇáÈÑ*ØÇä* : ÓæÝ *Ñã* ÇáßÃÓ Çáì ÇáÔÇÑÚ æ*ÛÇÏÑ ÇáãÞåì Çáì ÇáÇÈÏ.....



The American: will get the insect out and drink the coffe
ÇáÇã*Ñß* : ÓæÝ *Ñã* ÇáÍÔÑå æ*ÔÑÈ ÇáÞåæÉ


The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffe .....
ÇáÕ*ä* : ÓæÝ *Ãßá ÇáÍÔÑå æ*ÔÑÈ ÇáÞåæÉ.....


The Israeli will:


ÇáÇÓÑÇÆ*á* ÓæÝ *ÝÚá ãÇ *á* :
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the chinese
*È*Ú ÇáÞåæå Çáì ÇáÇã*Ñß* æÇáÍÔÑÉ Çáì ÇáÕ*ä*


2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
Ëã *Èß* Úáì Ìã*Ú ÞäæÇÊ ÇáÇÚáÇã áÇäå *ÔÚÑ ÈÚÏã ÇáÇãÇä


3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iranof using germ-weapons. .!
æ*Êåã ÇáÝáÓØ*ä**ä æÍÒÈ Çááå æÓæÑ*Ç æÇ*ÑÇä ÈÇÓÊÎÏÇã ÇáÇÓáÍÉ ÇáÌÑËæã*É


(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of Human rights...?
æÇáÇÓÊãÑÇÑÈÇáÈßÇÁ Úáì ãÚÇÏÇå ÇáÓÇã*å æÇäÊåÇß ÍÞæÞ ÇáÇäÓÇä


(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffe...
æ*ØáÈ ãä ÇáÑÆ*Ó ÇáÝáÓØ*ä* æÞÝ ÒÑÚ ÇáÍÔÑÇÊ Ý* ßÄæÓ ÇáÞåæÉ


(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
æÇÚÇÏÉ ÇÍÊáÇá ÇáÖÝÉ ÇáÛÑÈ*É æÞØÇÚ ÛÒÉ..


(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and Electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly
shoot Palestinians.
æåÏã ÇáãäÇÒá æãÕÇÏÑÉ ÇáÇÑÇÖ* æÞØÚ Çáã*Çå ¡æÇáßåÑÈÇÁ Úä ÇáãäÇÒá æÇØáÇÞ ÇáäÇÑ ÚÔæÇÆ*Ç Úáì ÇáÝáÓØ*ä**ä


(8) Ask the United States for urgent military support and a Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
æ*ØáÈ ãä ÇáæáÇ*ÇÊ ÇáãÊÍÏÉ ÏÚã ÚÓßÑ* ÚÇÌá æÞÑÖ Èãá*æä ÏæáÇÑ áÔÑÇÁ ÝäÌÇä ÞåæÉ ÌÏ*Ï


(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner By making himoffer free coffee to him till the end of the Century.
Ëã *ØáÈ ãä ÇáÇãã ÇáãÊÍÏÉ ãÚÇÞÈÉ ÕÇÍÈ ÇáãÞåì ãä ÎáÇá ÌÚáå Ãä *ÞÏã ÇáÞåæå áå ãÌÇäÇ ÍÊì äåÇ*É ÇáÞÑä


(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
æÃÎ*ÑÇ æá*Ó ÂÎÑÇ ¡ *Êåã ÇáÚÇáã ßáå ÈÇáæÞæÝ ãÊÝÑÌÇð ÈÔßá ÏÇÆã¡æÍÊì ÚÏã ÇáÊÚÇØÝ ãÚ ÇáÃãÉ ÇáÇÓÑÇÆ*á*É
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